April 7, 2015

happy easter!

sometimes your day starts out like this and everything's lovely and warm and fun and you are having the absolute time of your life and then you eat part of a plastic knife and a cream cheese wrapper and things go downhill real quick.  you get tricked into drinking hydrogen peroxide, and then you vomit peanut butter and dog food and grass and some mulch and the knife bit and the cream cheese wrapper and, mysteriously enough, something that said "net wt."
and then you feel like this.